Elissa

Sat, 26 Nov 2005 03:05:31 GMT

Yeah, black friday...sucks. The end.

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 04:11:13 GMT

It's sad that I find this funny...

http://www.transbuddha.com/alphamonkey/html/trevor.html

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 01:02:18 GMT

Read a banned book this week and stick it to the man!

Ze Franz is back!

Tue, 16 Aug 2005 22:45:11 GMT

Super Complicated Instruction for Listening to the New Franz Ferdinand Single:

1) Go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/
2) Go to "Listen Again to Radio One." It's the second blue title down. Click on "Check out all the BBC radio shows you can listen to " at the bottom of the section.
3) Scroll down and click on Lamacq Live. The program will start at the left of the box.
4) Click on Fast forward 15 mins (the right button) three times. The clock should read 19:45:00
5) Click on fast forward 5 mins. (the middle button) twice. The clock will read 19:55:00

YOU ARE THERE. The boys speak for a minute on their new album and the song will start playing. Enjoy, as it will not hit the airwaves til September.

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 15:05:28 GMT

Party on, my southpaws. It's International Lefthander Day! WOOO!!!

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 23:25:25 GMT

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/tomluv/13923.html

Further proof that G'ville is the greatest pool of talent ever.

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 02:20:06 GMT

Off to DE. Be back Sunday. Like anyone cares.

How can there be a Jane without Jane?

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 14:50:50 GMT

http://www.foliomag.com/index.php?id=396&backPID=392&tt_news=1051

I feel sad and betrayed by this.

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 20:59:01 GMT

This is probably only funny if you have a passing knowledge of the new R. Kelly songs, but it's still a great way to catch up on the Harry Potter plot.

http://www.allthehitsq100.com/bertshow/bertfeature.asp?id=5846

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 20:47:18 GMT

A Bust magazine issue with a fashion spread insired by John Waters and an interview with Brenden Small?

I think my brain imploded from the good.

Tue, 12 Jul 2005 18:52:54 GMT

My LJ recommendations:

Oh No They Didn't!

I Harth Darth

Well, my $12/hour job ended after only five hours of work. Guess there wasn't as much backup as I was led to believe. But the guy did say that he would call if they needed any help next week. And I've got an interview tomorrow (8 am!) and Friday, so we'll see how it goes.

I got a job!

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 02:20:12 GMT

Sort of, anyway. My dance teacher, Angela, heard me talk about my current state of poorness and said her office needed some temp help with admin duties, so I said that would be swell. Best part? $12 an hour. Shucks howdy, it is nice indeed.

And, for something completely different, I Should Coco by Lush is the best soap ever. It smells heavenly, and the coconut in it acts as a natural exfoliator. Hooray for girly soap!

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 04:58:20 GMT

I'm really excited about the new clothing line from Gwen Stefani, but damn. $50 for a shirt?! Poor people should be cute too.

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 16:21:38 GMT

Gwen Stefani...in Atlanta...on my birthday...

Humminahumminahummina

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 02:29:20 GMT

Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn

What is yo name?

Yo gangsta name be

Laddie McBaddie

You ride around in a

Neon Pink H2 Hummer

Yo gang

The Yakuza

Yo shoes be

Chuck Taylors

Yo dubs be dis big, fool

3,150

How much money you got?

$5.71220500664519e+26

How gangsta are you, bitch?: 74%

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Pink Hummer = ewww, but the yakuza could just steal me something better. Yo.

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 02:25:55 GMT

Your LJ Band by Karen_Walker
Username
Age
Name of your LJ Band
Guitarist	molotovcktail
Bassist	girly_punk
Drummer	lilithboadicea
Back Up Dancer 1	phillymignon
Back Up Dancer 2	free2buandme
Roadie	soul_star
Groupie	katiejo
Stalker	pixiestixy

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Christa, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, a restraining order means NO!

Sadness!

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 16:47:26 GMT

Strolling around Barnes and Noble last night and I happened to glance down at my fav publication of adolesence, Animerica. Then I see that it's the final issue. Horrified, I read on. It's closing down! NOOO! Holy crap, this is so sad. And there doesn't even seem to be a reason given for it. My 14-year-old self is in deep mourning.

In other news, I met Josh Bell, I guy I knew from high school, in B&N. Small world, idinnit? In the past few years, he grew some arm muscles, which frightens me a little. And I didn't mention you, Law!

YEESSSSSSSS!!!!

Tue, 21 Jun 2005 23:56:54 GMT

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,16796,00.html?tnews

Holy crap, I'm totally reverting to myself at 14. Arg, this would be the greatest.

Tue, 14 Jun 2005 16:34:03 GMT

5 Things Survey

List five things that most of your friends don't know about you. Then, list five people you think will do this survey.

1. I can't stand having someone else sleep in my bed. I don't sleep very well because I'm trying not to toss and turn, and then I end up rolling over on them. I can never be married.

2. When my mom was pregnant with me in Hawaii, I would kick continuously until she went into the ocean. Then she would get freaked out and run back to land, where I would commence kicking.

3. My first kiss was disgusting. It was drooly and I think the dude was trying to remove my tonsils with his tongue.

4. I despise my nose. I think it's way too big for my face and, if I weren't so squeamish, I would probably get a nose job.

5. My mom is trying to convince me to get a tattoo with her. This is especially WTF for anyone who's actually met my mother.

And the people most likely to fill this out are:

1. Caity
2. Lilith
3. Sarah
4. Christa
5. Lee

Wow!

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 20:22:46 GMT

http://www.elissalb.com

Like me, only better! I would love to learn how to do her smoky eye, however.

Saw Law today and we caught up and talked about all the crazy people we know. It was nice to see him because I haven't kept in touch with anyone from Trusler and they were a fun bunch. (With notable exceptions.)

Sat, 11 Jun 2005 15:57:06 GMT

Man, this weather sucks a douche.

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 00:09:48 GMT

So, to fix the AC in my car, and because the part that's broken isn't made anymore, it's going to cost $1000. Yes, you read that right. For anyone who's ever seen or ridden in my car, doesn't this strike you as a little unfair? Stupid thing isn't even worth that much.

GRRR!

Wed, 08 Jun 2005 02:15:21 GMT

So, I think my ex is dealing pot. Woah, do people change. And he likes to wax poetic about what a good person he is. HA! I beg to differ.

And, Russel Crowe, one would think you could vent all your frustrations in your fighting movies.

Siiighhh, I feel...useless.

Tue, 07 Jun 2005 01:55:26 GMT

So...tourists...really suck. The end.

Star Wars Horoscope for Scorpio

You are a powerful character.
You tend to be possessive and lusty - which explains your greedy nature.
You feel threatened when people try to order you around or control you.
You are prone to suspicion and jealousy - but your resilience and passion get you what you want.

Star wars character you are most like: Han Solo

What is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

Your Star Wars Pickup Line

"If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action figure, would you hold it against me?"

What's Your Star Wars Pickup Line?

ARGGGH!

Tue, 31 May 2005 22:39:41 GMT

I understand that my parents are just trying to help, but generally "helping" is not defined as bringing up a person's source of anxiety whenever possible. It consumes my entire life; I don't want to talk about it. And nagging me endlessly about trying to sell my Europe story to the Sun isn't making me feel any better. They honestly act like I'm not trying to get a job. Hello! I've applied to 35 jobs, and four more waiting to be sent off. It's not my fault that nobody wants me. Trust me, I don't like being unemployed any more than they do. So, stop acting like it's my fault and stop trying to talk about it with me all the time. I would appreciate it.